- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

did you stub your toe?

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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