how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Jerry.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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