- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

did you stub your toe?

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

A sober Irish individual.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

i love to lick...

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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