So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Walnut

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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my shift key is broken1

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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everybody loves raymond

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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