Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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david weres the slug gone

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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