- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

womans rights...

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

MySpace.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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