Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Where's my tractor?

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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