- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Your face

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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