- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a gay camel

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Do you like apples? Yes

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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