- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

chirs

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??