why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Potato!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

FIONN'S LIFE

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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