What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Women's rights.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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