what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

David Cameron

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Knock, Knock. Come in!

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

69 is a number not a sex poshion

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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