- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??