- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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KONY 2012

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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