- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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