Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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shut up kobe!

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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