- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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