- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What does water taste like? Water

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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