Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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