What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

mental kid

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

tommy is retared

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

dry handjob

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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