why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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