- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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