What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Knock knock What?

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

stuarts mum

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

I woke up today

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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