- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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