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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

White men's rights

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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