Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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