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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

kaite is dumb that is true

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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