What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What do you call a black man? Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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