your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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I regret everything.....

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Error 37.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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