Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Your biggest fan.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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What do you call a black man? Black

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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