What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Women's Rights

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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