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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

My friend harris is fat.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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A fish swims up your penis...

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Who is it?

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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