What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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