A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

He--Hey guys

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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