What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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