- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What is white and black and red all over.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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