- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

The lion swallowed his pride.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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