- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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