What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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