Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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