- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Is maynaise an instrument?

your social life.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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