- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Where's the dick??? east

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