- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Women

Knock knock come in.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Cows are land manatees.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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