Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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This is an anti joke

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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