Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

I'm winning at Scrabble.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

I like colin but not as much as apple

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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