Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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