burn baby burn your nanas burning

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Chinese men having large penis.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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