Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Poop

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I shot a bitch.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Agent 47.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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