What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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whats 69+2? 71

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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