- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Major League Soccer

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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