What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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