Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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women's rights

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Women's rights

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Jerry.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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