Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

refridgrator

speak now or forever hold your pee

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Wanker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

chirs

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Anti Joke

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