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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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cats are pussies

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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MAKE

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What's clear and wet? water

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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your moms my other ride

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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