Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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