adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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