Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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