-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

The NBA and womens sports

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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