- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

I'm so full I could stop eating.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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