- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Safe sex MR

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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