What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

a seal walks into a club.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Your Mom!!!

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Diarrhea

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

long in the tooth!

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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