Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Why? Why Not?

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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dry handjob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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