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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Potassium? K.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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