- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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