Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Nice belt.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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