- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Female rights.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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