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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

2 + 2 = 4

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

VAGINA.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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