- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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