What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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who is awesome? no one...

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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