- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats black and white? a zebra

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

whats one plus one penis

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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