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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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